Still haven’t seen the Joker, though I’m tempted to go tonight, cos it’ll be very quiet at the cinema. On the other hand, I’m semi-obsessed with Penguin from Gotham, so I might stay in and watch that.

Either way I won’t be taking my pooch for his evening walk – too many fireworks going off tonight as we celebrate the torture and execution 414 years ago of a man who tried to blow up Parliament.

Not Guy Fawkes. Not the Joker.